First Lines
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- First lines are spoken by characters 'after' the announcer's introduction (ie, well sir...)
- Date: 37-05-28
Title: Decoration Day Parade
First Line: VIC: [off] Ya home, Sade? SADE: [calls] Yeah. RUSH: He knows I'm home. - Date: 37-06-04
Title: Sade's Trip to Dwight
First Line: SADE: [off] Vic? VIC: [calls] Yes? SADE: [off] I was over at Donahues'. - Date: 37-11-28
Title: Congress and The Supreme Court
First Line: VIC: Your sweet face is painted with a happy leer. I apprehend you think you've won... - Date: 38-03-03
Title: Official Host
First Line: RUSH: 'Bout through there, Gov? VIC: I am through with the actual labor. - Date: 38-11-30
Title: Vic's New Hat
First Line: SADE: Wanta meet me downtown tomorrow afternoon? RUSH: What for? - Date: 39-01-02
Title: Lodge Regalia Out on Loan
First Line: VIC: [off] Hey! RUSH: In here, Gov. VIC: [off] Your mother home? RUSH: She's asleep. - Date: 39-01-16
Title: Flower Garden Arranger
First Line: SADE: Hey, I'm liable to go in business an' make a million dollars. VIC: You rave, woman. - Date: 39-03-08
Title: Mr. Erickson's House Repairs
First Line: RUSH: I was the only one in the class that got the correct answer. What I done was... - Date: 39-04-03
Title: Speaking Acquaintances
First Line: VIC: You're most industrious this evening, Smoke Screen. RUSH: Yeah. - Date: 39-04-25
Title: Rotten Davis Telephones
First Line: SADE: Hey, you better get up from there. VIC: [sleeping] Horse thief. - Date: 39-04-26
Title: Sade's New Luggage
First Line: RUSH: It come about as close to bein' a fight as anything I ever seen in my life. - Date: 39-05-11
Title: The Davises Are Asleep Upstairs
First Line: VIC: Know what time it is? RUSH: Gettin' on for twelve. - Date: 39-06-01
Title: Grandpa Snyder's Christmas Cards
First Line: RUSH: I had three put outs in a row to my credit in the fourth inning... - Date: 39-06-05
Title: Y.Y. Flirch tries to Call
First Line: VIC: Are ya in a trance, Pocket Watch? RUSH: I'm tryin' to figure somethin' out. - Date: 39-06-13
Title: A Porch Collapses
First Line: SADE: I win? VIC: Let's see your cards. SADE: [shows them] Um. VIC: Sure ya win. - Date: 39-07-05
Title: Two Tons of Coal
First Line: VIC: [overlapping Rush] You don't mean to tell me that you want me to go over there... - Date: 39-08-30
Title: Preselected School Clothes
First Line: SADE: Willie out in back? VIC: Yeah. SADE: What doin'? VIC: Sittin' on the steps. - Date: 39-09-06
Title: Office Work at Home - Magnifying Glass
First Line: VIC: [calls] Yes, who is it? RUSH: [off] That you, Gov? I never knew you were home. - Date: 39-09-22
Title: Wildflowers
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Ruthie, it completely slipped my mind. Completely slipped my mind. - Date: 39-09
Title: Rush Tenders His Resignations
First Line: SADE: Are you really studyin' there, Rush, or just foolin' around? - Date: 39-10-06
Title: Double Feature in Hopewood
First Line: VIC: Your mother in the house? RUSH: Living-room. VIC: You were cruel to drag me away... - Date: 39-10-30
Title: Five Christmas Card Salesmen
First Line: VIC: Sadie, you may produce the sheaf of wires, letters, postal cards and cablegrams... - Date: 39-10-31
Title: Blue-tooth Under the Davenport
First Line: SADE: You makin' that noise? VIC: No. You are, ain'tcha? SADE: No. VIC: I thought... - Date: 39-11-06
Title: Charley's Fish Snapshot
First Line: SADE: You fellas scrub your hands good after handlin' that coal? VIC: Sure. - Date: 39-11-07
Title: Smelly Makes a Speech
First Line: RUSH: By George, I was impressed as a horse. VIC: Smelly never impressed me particularly. - Date: 39-11-14
Title: Tearing Down a Three-storey Brick Building
First Line: SADE: You'll break that. RUSH: No. SADE: Will too. It's gettin' old. - Date: 39-11-21
Title: Smelly Clark's Christmas Presents
First Line: RUSH: Mom, 'member the other day me sayin' I thought I could reasonably expect... - Date: 39-12
Title: Rush Is Getting on in Years
First Line: SADE: How's everything with you? RUSH: Pretty fair. SADE: Where ya been since dinner? - Date: 1939
Title: Mr. Gumpox Offers Sade a Stall
First Line: VIC: Corporal Johnson, old chum, I'd like to nip an idea of yours in the bud. - Date: 1939
Title: Sade Volunteers Rush for a Pageant
First Line: SADE: Thought you were in bed and asleep. RUSH: [neg] Uh-uh. SADE: You're not hungry. - Date: 1939
Title: Vic's Christmas Card List
First Line: SADE: That great big list of fellas? VIC: Oh, thunder, Sade. Every doggone year... - Date: 1939
Title: Vic's Geographical Trip
First Line: SADE: Your father feels jolly about something. RUSH: You can tell by his elastic step... - Date: 40-01-02
Title: Painted Portrait of Big Dipper
First Line: VIC: Did ya read this letter from Lodge headquarters? SADE: Yes. - Date: 40-01-09
Title: Sade Muses on Her Friendship with Mis' Scott
First Line: RUSH: Almost finished, Gov? VIC: No, darn it. I struck some snags. What time is it? - Date: 40-01-12
Title: Vegetable Garden
First Line: SADE: Why, I thought you'd be delighted. And look at your faces: jaws dropped down... - Date: 40-01-19
Title: Gumpox vs Donahue
First Line: VIC: Why do you sit an' look sluggishly at your cards? RUSH: Figurin' out somethin'. - Date: 40-01-22
Title: R.J. Konk's (Improved) Portrait
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Stanley turned to the crowd of excited spectators... - Date: 40-01-24
Title: Y.Y. Flirch Elected Best Looking Man
First Line: VIC: [off] You, Sade? SADE: Yes. VIC: [off] I'm home. RUSH: [chuckles] We know it. - Date: 40-02-02
Title: Mr. Donahue Gets a Promotion
First Line: SADE: [off] Vic? VIC: [calls] Hi-de-hi. SADE: Mr. Donahue got the new job. VIC: Did he? - Date: 40-02-20
Title: Rush's Good Looks
First Line: RUSH: You're not proud & pleased girls up at highschool are struck by my good old skull? - Date: 40-02-27
Title: Deep Currents of School Life
First Line: SADE: Willy, I was talkin' to Mis' Call s'afternoon an' she said Mr. Chinbunny got... - Date: 40-03-19
Title: A Letter From Aunt Bess - Grocery List
First Line: VIC: That a new Third-Lieutenant Stanley book you got there? RUSH: Yeah. - Date: 40-03-25
Title: Smelly Clark's Big Date
First Line: SADE: What's your watch say? VIC: Hah? SADE: Look and see what time it is. - Date: 40-03-27
Title: Vic Fakes the Cornet
First Line: RUSH: Why didn't you wait for me when I hollered? SADE: I wasn't gonna stand out... - Date: 40-03-29
Title: No Trip to Chicago
First Line: VIC: Where's your mother? RUSH: In the other room. Or upstairs, maybe. - Date: 40-04-04
Title: Rush Makes a Call on a Girl
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Yes. [chuckles] Oh, forget it Mis' Gimple. I told Harold... - Date: 40-04-08
Title: Can Blue-tooth Sue the Bijou
First Line: SADE: Let's not play anymore. VIC: You tired? SADE: Hm-mm. VIC: That's a fine thing... - Date: 40-04-10
Title: Nicer to Sleep over for Two Weeks
First Line: RUSH: By George, it's a horrible thing to contemplate. SADE: Oh, contemplate wontemplate. - Date: 40-04-15
Title: Milton's Dirt in Fruit Jars
First Line: RUSH: Mom not around, huh? VIC: Uh-uh. Didn't she say something at the dinner table... - Date: 40-04-17
Title: Vic's Heart-shaped Face
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Stanley realized with dismay that he and Lady Margaret... - Date: 40-05-03
Title: Engine Cab Ride to Chicago
First Line: VIC: Holy Smoke, Sade, the thing is ridiculous. SADE: I don't see why you say that. - Date: 40-05-06
Title: Working on Hank Gutstop's Debts - Rush
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Stanley contemplated the oscillating head... - Date: 40-05-15
Title: Vic's Picture Not In the Quarterly
First Line: SADE: Both you an' your father expressly asked for beef punkles. Beef punkles require... - Date: 40-05-27
Title: Mis' Scott Getting Too Chummy
First Line: SADE: All through? RUSH: Yeah, at last. SADE: You studied real well. - Date: 40-05-29
Title: Nicer the Goader
First Line: SADE: Did ya hit him? RUSH: Wasn't a very hard hit. SADE: But you did hit him? - Date: 40-06-02
Title: Mr. Chinbunny Wants to Smoke Cigars - Rush
First Line: SADE: [giggles] Oh, ish. VIC: What's the matter? SADE: Ah, this trashy novel of Rush's. - Date: 40-06-11
Title: Mrs Husher Grows Up
First Line: VIC: Mr. Scorekeeper, would you mind readin' off the standings? RUSH: You know what... - Date: 40-06-12
Title: Fred's Tire Trouble
First Line: VIC: Our dear old chum, Fred Stembottom, has suddenly become a hero. - Date: 40-06-13
Title: Hank Gutstop is Healthy
First Line: VIC: I can't get anywhere with this. SADE: What is it you're doin'? - Date: 40-06-14
Title: Last Day of School
First Line: SADE: I expect you wanta be by yourself. VIC: Maybe I could concentrate better, Kiddo. - Date: 40-06-17 (note: same date as next episode)
Title: YY Flirtch Hit by Train
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Stanley gazed fearlessly into the grim faces... - Date: 40-06-17 (note: same date as previous episode)
Title: Mr. Sludge to Sleep Overnight
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Stanley winked, smirked and adjusted his cravat. - Date: 40-06-18
Title: June Christmas Card Pressure
First Line: SADE: What on earth's this? RUSH: Christmas card sample book. SADE: Where'd it come from? - Date: 40-06-19
Title: Vic's Wide Brimmed Hat
First Line: SADE: I never heard of anything so fishy. VIC: You are unwontedly incredulous... - Date: 40-06-21
Title: The Royal Throne Barbershop
First Line: VIC: Hi-de-hi. SADE: Hi. You've been talkin' on the telephone all this time? - Date: 40-06-24
Title: Mr. Gumpox Blows Kisses
First Line: VIC: I gather from the way your little heart-shaped face lights up you've won... - Date: 40-07-01
Title: Ruthie Has Secrets
First Line: SADE: Salted peanuts even under the davenport. VIC: Well, Fred's the guilty party. - Date: 40-07-04
Title: Mr. Sludge Calls His Mother
First Line: VIC: Why can't I go in? SADE: Mr. Sludge is using the telephone. VIC: Well? - Date: 40-07-22
Title: Mr. Donahue Asks for a Demotion
First Line: RUSH: Nobody can say for a fact oranges are more delicious than bananas, can they? - Date: 40-07-23
Title: Razorscum's Photograph Album
First Line: SADE: Is your father still in the kitchen? RUSH: I guess so. Unless he went... - Date: 40-08-07
Title: Meals for Bachelors
First Line: RUSH: I won't need a whole dollar, Gov. Holey smoke, an individual can eat their head off... - Date: 40-08-08
Title: Sade Is in Carberry
First Line: RUSH: You know what, Gov? VIC: What? RUSH: I think we oughta clean up the house before... - Date: 40-08-13
Title: Little Carberry Gossips
First Line: SADE: Hey, I haven't give you any little Carberry gossips yet. - Date: 40-08-14
Title: Bacon Sandwiches
First Line: RUSH: [off] Mom. SADE: Hey, don't you be comin' in that front door with your muddy feet. - Date: 40-08-16
Title: Entertaining Mr Buller
First Line: SADE: [off] Rush. RUSH: [calls] Yeah. SADE: Ya haven't left yet, have ya? RUSH: No. - Date: 40-08-23
Title: Modeling for Mis Wheeler
First Line: SADE: I'm glad you're here, Willie. I was just about to telephone around for ya. - Date: 40-08-26
Title: Funny Money
First Line: RUSH: Hi. SADE: Hello, Willie. RUSH: Threatens to rain. SADE: What? RUSH: Looks like rain. - Date: 40-09
Title: Sleepers Beware - Rush
First Line: RUSH: Leland Richards claims he's gonna give Annabel Hemstreet a gunny sack full... - Date: 40-10-23
Title: Hot Soup
First Line: VIC: This is the kind of weather that puts pep in a guy. SADE: Gettin' colder out? - Date: 40-11-19
Title: Man Caught in a Revolving Door
First Line: VIC: Sadie. I have issued my ultimatum for the last time. Repair above stairs... - Date: 40-12-17
Title: A Bijou Lifetime Pass
First Line: SADE: Who pays for this baboon? VIC: Beg pardon? SADE: Do we pay for this baboon? - Date: 40-12-23
Title: A Letter From Aunt Bess - 1937
First Line: VIC: Hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho. SADE: I got a bone to pick with him. RUSH: Gov? SADE: Yeah. - Date: 40-12-31
Title: Howard Has a New Harness
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Clinton Stanley showed no trace of fear as he watched... - Date: 40-12
Title: H.K. Fleeber's Forty-Eight Teeth
First Line: VIC: Doggone it. SADE: What's the trouble? VIC: I'm not gettin' anywhere. - Date: 1940
Title: Hank's Two Hundred Dollar Wardrobe
First Line: SADE: What did Hank Gutstop want? VIC: Oh, did he telephone here? SADE: Yeah. - Date: 1940
Title: Ice Cream and Salted Peanuts at Midnight
First Line: VIC: Did ya decide to drop by for breakfast? RUSH: What time is it? VIC: Midnight! - Date: 1940
Title: Mis' Appelrot Rearranges The Furniture
First Line: SADE: [off] Who's that? You, Rush? RUSH: [calls] Yeah. When d'ya move the furniture? - Date: 1940
Title: Vic's Photograph With R.J. Konk
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Clinton Stanley glared inimically at the chief of the... - Date: 1940
Title: A Letter To Walter
First Line: VIC: Here, here, my man. There's a rule about lookin' at the discards. RUSH: You do it. - Date: 1940
Title: Old Alarm Clocks
First Line: SADE: Rush. RUSH: Hi, Mom. SADE: What's all this? RUSH: On the library-table, you mean? - Date: 41-01-21
Title: Death of Bernice
First Line: SADE: You look sad. RUSH: I am. SADE: Get a bad mark in your algebra? RUSH: [neg] Uh-uh. - Date: 41-01-22
Title: A Very Pleasant Noon Hour
First Line: VIC: If I was half a man I'd follow my inclinations an' stretch out on the davenport. - Date: 41-01-23
Title: The All-Star Marching Team
First Line: SADE: You've been honored, huh? VIC: Signally. I've been named a member of the... - Date: 41-01-24
Title: Mr. Ruebush Has to Wait
First Line: SADE: I didn't blame her. I didn't blame her one bit. I was glad she showed some spunk... - Date: 41-01-25
Title: Beautiful Beautiful Wallpaper
First Line: SADE: What exactly did Mr. Erickson say? RUSH: [chuckles] He says: tell your mother... - Date: 41-02-03
Title: Wallpapering at Midnight
First Line: VIC: Who's in the livin' room? RUSH: Mr. Erickson. VIC: Oh ecstasy! - Date: 41-02-07
Title: Landlady's Photos
First Line: FLETCHER: Can't we all sit in a row on the davenport? Then everybody can look... - Date: 41-02-11
Title: Fred Considers Joining the Lodge
First Line: SADE: Ruthie passed a little remark this afternoon that might interest ya, Vic. - Date: 41-02-16
Title: A Manual For Wives of Sky Brothers
First Line: SADE: [dryly] I received a peachy letter from Lodge headquarters this afternoon. - Date: 41-02-24
Title: Uncle Fletcher To Meet One O'Clock Train
First Line: SADE: Believe I'll go to bed. VIC: What time is it? SADE: Gettin' on for eleven. - Date: 41-02-25
Title: Ladies Auxiliary Marching Team
First Line: SADE: I'm certainly not gonna do any marchin'. VIC: Well, no marchin's required of ya. - Date: 41-03-14
Title: Marching Team Pictures
First Line: VIC: Did you glance through my Lodge magazine? SADE: Your Lodge magazine? - Date: 41-03-18
Title: Mis' Keller to Join the Thimble Club
First Line: FLETCHER: There's no hurry about this, Sadie. We can talk about it any time... - Date: 41-03-25
Title: Muddled Shopping Money
First Line: SADE: Oh, darn it. VIC: What's the trouble, Doctor Sleetch? - Date: 41-03-27
Title: Hank's Weather Service
First Line: SADE: [giggles] She got the point for once. Tittered like a horse. - Date: 41-03-31
Title: Rush Wants His Interest
First Line: RUSH: Busy there, Gov? VIC: Not especially. I'm over the hump. - Date: 41-03
Title: Thirteen Guests
First Line: SADE: Why didn't ya tell me before? VIC: I saw no particular necessity for it. - Date: 41-04-04
Title: Mr. Breep's Birthday Dinner
First Line: RUSH: Where's Mom at? VIC: She stepped across the alley to borrow... - Date: 41-04-23
Title: Sweet Dreams Mr. Donahue
First Line: RUSH: Busy, Gov? VIC: I'm just coastin'. I've finished all the hard work. - Date: 41-04
Title: Five Dollars For Shopping
First Line: VIC: As long as you're convinced your accounts are straight, why bother checkin'... - Date: 41-04
Title: Forty Pounds of Golf Clubs
First Line: SADE: But that sounds dangerous. VIC: Dangerous? Chances are I'll get killed. - Date: 41-04
Title: Fourteen Days in Grovelman
First Line: RUSH: Hey, Gov, since when has Grovelman, South Carolina, been the geographic center... - Date: 41-04
Title: Vic Wins a Broad-brimmed Hat
First Line: RUSH: I guess cards run in streaks. By George, last time we played I got dealt... - Date: 41-05-02
Title: Vic's Picture on Quarterly Cover
First Line: VIC: Are there any people present who can keep a secret? RUSH: Blue-tooth Johnson claims... - Date: 41-05-08
Title: Mr. Erickson Gives the House as a Gift
First Line: VIC: Erickson sure is a cute one for figurin' out smart angles. - Date: 41-05-12
Title: Exalted Big Dipper Day
First Line: VIC: I s'pose you noticed I received a letter from Lodge headquarters today. - Date: 41-05-13
Title: Souvenirs and Mementos
First Line: RUSH: [calls] Hi there. FLETCHER: Hello, Rush. RUSH: Isn't anybody home? FLETCHER: Fine. - Date: 41-05-16
Title: Door Stops
First Line: SADE: Where did you see Uncle Fletcher? RUSH: Up at the corner of Kelsey Street. - Date: 41-05-21
Title: The Key Collection
First Line: FLETCHER: Yes, I carry considerable keys in my pocket. Always have. - Date: 41-05-30
Title: A Phone Call from Homer U. McDancy
First Line: RUSH: He said these five fellas in Hunkermon, Maine, were very anxious to meet ya. - Date: 41-05
Title: Bulletin Board Monitor
First Line: SADE: Appreciate how long you been sittin' here? VIC: [neg] Uh-uh. SADE: Fifteen minutes. - Date: 41-06-01
Title: Uncle Fletcher Telephones Aunt Bess
First Line: SADE: How nice of Mis' Keller to make the suggestion. FLETCHER: Uh-huh. - Date: 41-06-03
Title: The Hammock
First Line: SADE: When on earth you gonna get around to puttin' up our porch swing? - Date: 41-06-04
Title: Grand Old Lady
First Line: RUSH: Huh, that's the third time in five minutes you've made a mistake, Gov. - Date: 41-06-09
Title: Letter Writing Plot
First Line: VIC: While I'm waitin' for the meat to get done, Doctor Sleetch, you may hand me... - Date: 41-06-30
Title: Who's Who In Kitchenware
First Line: RUSH: Article here about Y.I.I.Y. Skeeber. SADE: Yeah, I saw it. RUSH: Y.I.I.Y. Skeeber... - Date: 41-07-01
Title: Uncle Fletcher's Easy Chair
First Line: FLETCHER: First rate easy chair for sittin' on, Rush. It was built to last. - Date: 41-07
Title: Fred's Concrete Partition
First Line: SADE: [to phone] No, haven't even started to leave yet, Fred. [chuckles] I don't guess... - Date: 41-08-26
Title: A Man In The House
First Line: SADE: We got company, Rush. RUSH: Have we? SADE: Uncle Fletcher's out on the front porch. - Date: 41-09-09
Title: Christmas Presents For The Boss
First Line: SADE: You don't hafta think about that already, do ya? VIC: Well, sure. - Date: 41-09-17
Title: Uncle Fletcher Cleans House
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Gee, Ruthie, I'd like to but I'm afraid I just can't. - Date: 41-09-29
Title: Bright Kentucky Hotel Speaker
First Line: RUSH: [calls] That you, Mom? VIC: [off] Hi. RUSH: [calls] Hi, Gov. VIC: [off] Mom in there? - Date: 41-10-08
Title: Sade's Surprise Gift - Washrags
First Line: SADE: Vic, will you be a wonderful, fine, elegant fella and do something without kicking... - Date: 41-10-09
Title: It's Algebra Uncle Fletcher
First Line: RUSH: [to phone] Gee, Blue-tooth, I'd like to but I guess I hadn't better. - Date: 41-10-10
Title: Fred's Tires
First Line: SADE: I didn't like it one little teeny tiny bit. VIC: Tell him so? SADE: No, I never. - Date: 41-10-14
Title: Cornet Lessons
First Line: SADE: Lodge meetin's draggin' out a good long time tonight. RUSH: Yes. - Date: 41-10-31
Title: Broken Alarm Clocks
First Line: FLETCHER: This fella, Art Gummers, invented a fish stretcher. Idea was you go fishin'... - Date: 41-11-04
Title: Sade's Surprise Gift - Slippers
First Line: RUSH: But it says in big letters on the wrappin' paper: do not open until Christmas. - Date: 41-11-05
Title: Vic's Christmas Gift List
First Line: SADE: No, Vic. VIC: Beg pardon. SADE: You're not gonna send Christmas presents to... - Date: 41-11-20
Title: A Miserable Object of Public Ridicule
First Line: SADE: [reads] The bride, leaning heavily upon the arm of her father, was radiant... - Date: 41-11
Title: Car Ride To Chenoa
First Line: VIC: [to phone] No. Now, you take Plant Seventeen there in Dubuque, Iowa... RUSH: Mom. - Date: 41-11
Title: Playing Hooky
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Well, it all depends on whether I get through or not, Ruthie. - Date: 41-12-01
Title: Winnie and her man
First Line: VIC: Who's in the other room? RUSH: Some dear old chums of you and Mom. VIC: Who are they? - Date: 41-12-08
Title: The Bottom Buffet Drawer
First Line: FLETCHER: Guess Sadie's not home. RUSH: Prob'ly upstairs or down cellar. - Date: 41-12-12
Title: Christmas Shopping for Mr. Buller
First Line: SADE: Nuisance? It's a lot more then just a nuisance. It's a big mean job of work. - Date: 41-12-25
Title: North Dakota River Bottom Revel
First Line: SADE: What's a North Dakota River Bottom Revel? VIC: I gather it's a beloved old winter... - Date: 41-12
Title: Christmas Present Money
First Line: RUSH: Since this is business, and strictly business, I thought I'd keep it on a business... - Date: 41-12
Title: Stacey Yop and Doctor Sockers
First Line: RUSH: [reads] The handsome young officer regarded the band of counterfeitin'... - Date: 1941
Title: Icebergs
First Line: SADE: I glanced out the winda and there were several boys and girls on the sidewalk... - Date: 1941
Title: Uncle Fletcher's Trip to Dixon
First Line: FLETCHER: We had wonderful traveling weather all the way there. I mean by wonderful... - Date: 42-02-11
Title: Fred Will Budget For Vic
First Line: VIC: You talked lengthily on the telephone while I was down cellar. SADE: Could ya hear... - Date: 42-02-13
Title: The Prize Clock
First Line: SADE: Gone over to Mis' Rogers'.RUSH: She won't be home 'til five o'clock. SADE: Oh. - Date: 42-02-17
Title: Hank Gutstop Hostess
First Line: RUSH: ... study now I'll have it all done, and can have the evening free for other... - Date: 42-02-18
Title: Edith Suggins' Visit
First Line: RUSH: ... Lodge meetin'. SADE: Yeah. Let me tell him. ...About Edith and Raleigh. - Date: 42-02-19
Title: Uncle Fletcher's Room is Being Painted
First Line: FLETCHER: I want you people to go right on ahead with your plans exactly as if... - Date: 42-02-24
Title: Rawhide Shoestrings
First Line: SADE: Uncle Fletcher's tired; just won't go to bed. RUSH: I could use some sleep myself. - Date: 42-02-25
Title: Donahue's Doorbell
First Line: SADE: [to phone] ... poke around the button with a pin. Ah ha. Well, no. - Date: 42-02-26
Title: First to Put up the Porch Swing
First Line: RUSH: ... gonna put up this porch swing but I think us two can manage it okay. - Date: 42-03-03
Title: Accounting for Spondulicks
First Line: SADE: Quick, Rush, you're the accountant, here's the money. RUSH: Hey, you're throwin'... - Date: 42-03-04
Title: The Room Warming
First Line: RUSH: ... breakable engagement to go down the Y.M.C.A. and watch the fat men play handball. - Date: 42-03-06
Title: Tornado Gook
First Line: VIC: I don't know [...] SADE: I bet. [...] VIC: Your eyes are great saucers of enchanted... - Date: 42-03-09
Title: A Letter from Aunt Bess - Uncle Fletcher
First Line: FLETCHER: Made all his wife's clothes. Every stitch she wore, he made. - Date: 42-03-12
Title: Little Tiny Petite Pheasant Feather Tea Shoppy
First Line: RUSH: Rain-brain Vooper up at school claims he's related to your friends... - Date: 42-03
Title: Mis Appelrot's Petition
First Line: VIC: I have just toted up the score. RUSH: Couldn't've been much of a job... - Date: 42-03
Title: Fred's Dead Storage Car
First Line: SADE: Come straight home from school now, Leland, because I'm gonna need ya. Good-bye. - Date: 42-04-06
Title: The Scrap Drive
First Line: SADE: [off] Hey, this grass seed isn't takin' a hold in some places. - Date: 43-04-13
Title: Roy Dejectedly
First Line: SADE: Ruthie runs down her heels on the insides. DOTTIE: So does Grace McAndrews there in Marion. - Date: 42-04-20
Title: Gravy Boat
First Line: SADE: ... She wrote to some cousin and enquired after the gravy boat and finally... - Date: 42-05-15
Title: Mentioned in Dispatches
First Line: SADE: Who's gonna tell what they got to tell first? VIC: We might flip a coin. - Date: 42-05-28
Title: Doctor Keevey's Flower Garden
First Line: RUSH: I just want to tell ya that Mom telephoned a little bit ago and said to tell ya... - Date: 42-06-08
Title: A Letter from Aunt Bess - Sleepy
First Line: SADE: You're just doing that to be mean. VIC: Huh? SADE: You've been reading the... - Date: 42-07-16
Title: A Gross Of Gravels
First Line: VIC: What's the situation we have to cope with? SADE: Situation? - Date: 42-07
Title: Mr. Chinbunny Eats Ice Cream
First Line: RUSH: History is repeatin' itself again, by George. SADE: Because you and I are sittin'... - Date: 42-07
Title: Vic's Inspection Tour
First Line: VIC: [to phone] Yes, I believe I've got everything organized, Chief. - Date: 42-08-06
Title: Sade's Christmas Cards
First Line: RUSH: Greetings. SADE: Oh, hi. RUSH: [chuckles] You frightened by your own flesh and blood? - Date: 42-08-09
Title: Rush Treats Sade to the Movies
First Line: RUSH: I'll treat ya to the movie show, Mom. SADE: Fine. RUSH: By George, you took me up... - Date: 42-08-18
Title: Cleaning the Attic
First Line: RUSH: Gosh, but it's dark and stuffy and miserable and hot and dusty up here. - Date: 42-08-24
Title: Rush's School Clothes
First Line: RUSH: Meat's not done, huh? SADE: No, and won't be for a little bit. - Date: 42-08
Title: Robert and Slobert Call Long Distance
First Line: RUSH: [to phone] Ever yours in the golden shackles of the fraternity... - Date: 42-08
Title: Washrag Collection
First Line: RUSH: Hi. FLETCHER: [off] Evening, Sadie. RUSH: Oh, hello, Uncle Fletcher. Come on in... - Date: 42-09-14
Title: Sade and Ruthie Come Out Even
First Line: VIC: I believe, my boy, there are some facets of good sportsmanship which have eluded you. - Date: 42-09-15
Title: The Silent March
First Line: RUSH: ... and Slobert Hink of Hoopeston, Illinois, O.X. Bellyman of Yella Jump... - Date: 42-10-01
Title: Cherry Phosphates
First Line: SADE: My stars, is it that late? VIC: Fire, murder, an' thieves; what's the trouble? - Date: 42-10-12
Title: Mayor Wants to Joins the Lodge
First Line: VIC: He wants an application blank. He's gonna join the Lodge. RUSH: Well. - Date: 42-10-20
Title: Fred's Concrete Floor
First Line: SADE: That was Fred. VIC: I gathered as much from hearing you say: Good-bye, Fred. - Date: 42-10-27
Title: Christmas Suggestions for the Boss
First Line: VIC: Hello, Sadie, you pretty girl you. SADE: Well, thought it was Rush in here. - Date: 42-11-20
Title: Smelly Cuts Rush's Hair
First Line: RUSH: [to phone] Oh, I see, Mis' Tisdel. Yes. Well, uh, what time does she... - Date: 42-12-07
Title: Miss Neagel Tears Up Lee Street
First Line: SADE: Read the daily little love story? VIC: I never read the daily little love story. - Date: 1942
Title: Going to Carberry
First Line: SADE: You don't need to titter and get that funny surprised expression on your face... - Date: 1942
Title: Lodge Speech Rehearsal
First Line: VIC: Sky-brother Gutstop, you are a bobolink with a broken wing... - Date: 1942
Title: The Thunder Storm
First Line: SADE: Oh, out here, are ya? VIC: You hit the nail right on the head, Doctor Sleetch. - Date: 43-01-04
Title: Honorary Titles
First Line: SADE: Is that another Lodge catalogue? VIC: It's the thing that come in the... - Date: 43-01-07
Title: Fred Considers Joining the Lodge
First Line: VIC: He was patronizin'. Even condescendin'. SADE: Uh-huh. VIC: Maybe you have some... - Date: 43-02-15
Title: Dottie's Letter From Chuck
First Line: FLETCHER: Craziest half-wit winter I ever come across. SADE: Is it just terrible cold out? - Date: 43-02-16
Title: Leland Richards is Coming
First Line: FLETCHER: Still more company, Sadie? SADE: Well, only maybe a few days. Maybe longer. - Date: 43-02-27
Title: Leland Richards is Homesick
First Line: SADE: Why, where'd Leland go? DOTTIE: He went up to his room. SADE: Not to bed? - Date: 43-03-05
Title: Vic Entertains Dottie
First Line: SADE: Where ya been all afternoon? VIC: Chicago and Alton yards. SADE: What doin'? - Date: 43-03-10
Title: Chuck and Dottie Wash Dishes
First Line: VIC: [off] Whatever become of my blue knitted necktie? SADE: [calls] Gee, I don't know. - Date: 43-03-18
Title: Mis' Appelrot Picks on Dottie
First Line: VIC: There's a strong touch of spring in the air. SADE: Yes, warm as toast. - Date: 43-03-31
Title: Brainfeebles House Warming
First Line: SADE: You in there, Vic? VIC: Hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho. SADE: Still workin'? VIC: Yeah. - Date: 43-04-12
Title: Dottie's New Dress
First Line: SADE: You're not doin' anything but readin' that old newspaper, are ya. - Date: 43-04-13
Title: Roy Dejectedly
First Line: SADE: Ruthie runs down her heels on the insides. DOTTIE: So does Grace McAndrews there.. - Date: 43-05-04
Title: Leather Ringmasters
First Line: SADE: [calls sharply] Yes, who is it? CHUCK: [in kitchen] Dick Gook, I have a warrant for... - Date: 43-06-08
Title: Front Porch Swing
First Line: VIC: You didn't drag this junk up from the basement by yourself, did ya? - Date: 43-07-12
Title: Gumpox's Lodge Regalia
First Line: SADE: Come here. Let me see that scratch. RUSSELL: It's all healed. SADE: Come here. - Date: 43-07-23
Title: Changes to the Regalia
First Line: RUSSELL: I found a dead fish. Anybody in this house want any? VIC: Hi, George. - Date: 43-08-20
Title: Picking Up Vic in Fred's Car
First Line: RUSSELL: Five minutes late outa Joliet, huh? Well, is it liable to be any later than... - Date: 43-09-20
Title: Fifty Photos of Vic
First Line: FLETCHER: I've been ridin' on Gumpox's garbage wagon ever since noon. I got a crick... - Date: 43-09
Title: Russell Tenders His Resignations
First Line: SADE: I bet that's my good yella stationery you're fiddlin' with. RUSSELL: Do you mind... - Date: 43-10-01
Title: A Letter From Aunt Bess - Sewing Buttons
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Well, I told Mis' Holloway: in half an hour. Does that suit you? - Date: 43-10-11
Title: Victor R. Gook Fontonelle
First Line: RUSSELL: [off] Is that you, Gov? VIC: [calls] Hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho. RUSSELL: I had the... - Date: 43-10-26
Title: Honorary Lodge Member
First Line: RUSSELL: [reads] Lady Margaret's luxuriant jet black eye lashes were over... - Date: 43-10-27
Title: Thimble Club Meeting
First Line: VIC: A fine thing when a man don't dare enter his own home. RUSSELL: It's always like... - Date: 43-11-03
Title: Watch Fob Collection
First Line: SADE: Hey, mister, there's something I'd like to say to you. VIC: What is it, my love? - Date: 43-11-08
Title: Essay on Birds
First Line: VIC: You seem unhappy an' distraught, my bobolink. RUSSELL: Bobolink is right. - Date: 43-11-10
Title: Eight Million Jobs
First Line: SADE: [to phone] I'm afraid I can't go inta that with ya right this minute, Mr. Baugh. - Date: 43-11-11
Title: Stingyberry Jam
First Line: FLETCHER: Sadie upstairs, are they? VIC: Be down directly, be down directly. - Date: 43-11-12
Title: Uncle Fletcher's Packing Problems
First Line: RUSSELL: Greetin's, Gov. VIC: Hello, Russell. How's everything in the halls of learnin'? - Date: 43-11-15
Title: Ike Kneesuffer's Snapshots
First Line: VIC: Hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho. RUSSELL: Greetin's, Gov. Come up the alley, huh? VIC: I sure did. - Date: 43-11-19
Title: Carribean Dream Flute
First Line: VIC: I'm the poor dupe that's always gotta answer this lame-brain thing. - Date: 43-11-26
Title: Christmas Suggestions for the Boss
First Line: SADE: Hey, whatcha makin' faces at? VIC: Do I contort my features into unlovely grimaces? - Date: 43-11-29
Title: A Garbage Wagon Pass
First Line: VIC: [to phone] Well, I hope, Sadie, you didn't call me up to drag me away from my work... - Date: 43-11-30
Title: Sweet Esther Wisconsin
First Line: RUSSELL: [calls] Uncle Fletcher in the livin' room, are they? SADE: [off] Yes, he's here. - Date: 43-12-02
Title: Cleaning the Bookcase
First Line: SADE: So let's not argue. You're home from school early, your chums are busy... - Date: 43-12-16
Title: The Color of Gumpox's Eyes
First Line: SADE: [off] Anybody in the living-room, are they? RUSSELL: That's Mom. VIC: Oh, impossible. - Date: 43-12-27
Title: Invoice Preparations
First Line: VIC: Hello. RUSSELL: Hello. VIC: May I be of service to ya? RUSSELL: [negative] Uh-uh. - Date: 44-01-24
Title: Vic Sleeping On the Couch
First Line: FLETCHER: He changed his name to Umbright, changed it to McFleeker, changed it to... - Date: 44-01-25
Title: Missouri State Home for the Tall
First Line: VIC: I now have a grasp on current events. My tiny brain has absorbed facts and figures... - Date: 44-02-01
Title: Vic's Ideas for Selling War Bonds
First Line: FLETCHER: Feeling first-rate, Sadie honey, can't complain, thanks for the inquiry. - Date: 44-02-03
Title: Sixty Pairs of Pants
First Line: VIC: Decided what you're gonna discard? SADE: Huh? No, I was thinkin' about something else. - Date: 44-02-04
Title: Sleepers Beware - Russell
First Line: RUSSELL: Blue-tooth Johnson claims he's gonna give Anabel Hemstreet a gunny sack full... - Date: 44-02-25
Title: The History of Plant Number Fourteen
First Line: RUSSELL: [off] I did too lock up when I left. SADE: [off] Well, how could you have? - Date: 44-03-01
Title: Hank Gutstop Throws a Party
First Line: VIC: Do I look like a pretty girl seventeen-years-old? SADE: No. VIC: Do I look like a... - Date: 44-03-07
Title: Hank Gutstop's Proposition
First Line: FLETCHER: Hello. Anybody upstairs, are they? SADE: [off] Yes. Hello, who is it? - Date: 44-03-17
Title: Vic's Cancelled Trip
First Line: RUSSELL: I think that shows a trace of deceit in Blue-tooth Johnson's make up. - Date: 44-03-20
Title: Mysterious Skulkers
First Line: RUSSELL: You've won two an' I've won two. VIC: This is indeed an excitin' moment. - Date: 44-04-03
Title: Ted Stembottom
First Line: VIC: [calls] Didn't you say our company'd be a little late this evening, Kiddo? - Date: 44-04-05
Title: Hyena Grease
First Line: RUSSELL: Oyster Crecker an' Blue-tooth Johnson come within nine sixteens of an inch... - Date: 44-04-07
Title: The Solo March
First Line: SADE: Your friend, Homer McDancy writes a lovely nice hand. Flourishes and goo-gaws... - Date: 44-04-19
Title: B.B. Baugh and the New Dentist
First Line: SADE: Why do Russell an' me have to leave every time you've got some man stoppin' past... - Date: 44-05-01
Title: Lodge Holiday Visits
First Line: RUSSELL: You found something in the box for all of us, huh? SADE: Yes. Mighty important... - Date: 44-05-30
Title: Lolita di Rienzi's Suggestion
First Line: VIC: Well, I'm back in harness an' travelin' the same old wagon ruts again... - Date: 44-06-02
Title: Mr. Chinbunny Wants to Smoke Cigars - Russell
First Line: SADE: [giggles] Oh, ish. VIC: What's the matter? SADE: This trashy novel of Russell's. - Date: 44-06-07
Title: Elk Skin Shoelaces
First Line: SADE: [whispering tones] Hello there. FLETCHER: [off] Good morning, Sade. - Date: 44-06-09
Title: The Lunges Are Coming
First Line: SADE: Vic, Vic... Wake up. VIC: [mutters sleepily] SADE: Come on, jump up from there. - Date: 44-06-12
Title: Professor Russell
First Line: SADE: Might as well get started. VIC: Okay. SADE: Things'll be cold. Sit down. - Date: 44-06-13
Title: Prettiest Eye Contest
First Line: RUSSELL: You know, I enjoy an occasional day like this durin' summer vacation. - Date: 44-06-14
Title: Deadman's Trick
First Line: VIC: The mechanical principles back of the operation of your washin' machine are... - Date: 44-06-15
Title: A Letter from Aunt Bess - Listen Please
First Line: FLETCHER: Likely, you never knew Ray Spelcher, Vic. No, you couldn't have because... - Date: 44-06-16
Title: Piercing Blue Eyes
First Line: SADE: Do you need glasses? VIC: Beg pardon, Doctor Sleetch? SADE: You're squintin' so. - Date: 44-06-19
Title: Five Hundred Bijou Tickets
First Line: VIC: It's a very pretty problem. SADE: Isn't it, though. So many ins an' outs... - Date: 44-06-20
Title: No More Pretty Boy
First Line: SADE: He got home from the show at a respectable hour for once. VIC: Kiddo, Willis... - Date: 44-06-21
Title: Rishigan Fishigan's Secret
First Line: SADE: Ish, how aggravatin'. VIC: What's the matter? SADE: Did you read the daily little... - Date: 44-06-22
Title: Sade Beats The Christmas Card Rap
First Line: VIC: It gratifies an' exalts me to see my beloved baby boy studyin' so diligently. - Date: 44-06-23
Title: Lodge Telescope
First Line: RUSSELL: What's new with you, Gov? VIC: Every few minutes I seem to grow better lookin'. - Date: 44-06-26
Title: Thimble Club Bazaar
First Line: RUSSELL: It does, too, include you. VIC: Impossible. RUSSELL: Aw c'mon, Gov, play square. - Date: 44-06-27
Title: Uncle Fletcher Gets a Job Offer
First Line: FLETCHER: Finally quit the shoe box manufacturing business, married a woman... - Date: 44-06-28
Title: A Letter From Mr. Buller
First Line: VIC: It's a warm day, Sadie, honey. SADE: I'll say. RUSSELL: Cool as a cucumber in the... - Date: 44-06-29
Title: War Bond Visitor
First Line: FLETCHER: Even the measliest of strawberries is delicious once a man mashes 'em up... - Date: 44-06-30
Title: Russell Stays with Milton Welch
First Line: VIC: [yawns] How 'bout bed? SADE: You keep sayin' how 'bout bed every couple minutes but... - Date: 44-07-04
Title: Sade Plays Rummy
First Line: VIC: It gives me a sweet darlin' warm little feelin' to reflect that I'm probably... - Date: 44-07-05
Title: Visiting Dignitaries
First Line: RUSSELL: Yes sir, this is a very peaceful spot, this front porch of ours. - Date: 44-07-06
Title: Where to Hide the Ritual
First Line: SADE: Well. VIC: How d'ya do, Doctor Sleetch. SADE: I never heard ya come in. - Date: 44-07-07
Title: A Letter from Yellow Jump
First Line: SADE: [to phone] I know, Ruthie, I know, and I guess I must be gettin' old because the... - Date: 44-07-10
Title: A Collection of Personal Treasures
First Line: VIC: Okay, Doctor Sleetch, come on. SADE: I'm ready. VIC: We will riot in a bang-up game... - Date: 44-07-11
Title: Don't Scrape Off The Watts
First Line: SADE: Don't tell me you're studying algebra in summer vacation. RUSSELL: [chuckles] Sure. - Date: 44-07-12
Title: A Phone Call from Yellow Jump
First Line: FLETCHER: While we're waiting for Vic to get here, Sadie, honey, I'll describe the... - Date: 44-07-13
Title: Uncle Fletcher Miffed with Sade
First Line: RUSSELL: Hello, Gov. VIC: Huh? RUSSELL: Hello. VIC: It is dull and wearisome to... - Date: 44-07-14
Title: Sade Short Changed
First Line: VIC: Don't bother drawing another card, old pal. RUSSELL: You win? VIC: Handily. - Date: 44-07-17
Title: Summer Maneuvers
First Line: RUSSELL: Neither Blue-tooth or Smelly wanted to fight but they got egged into it. - Date: 44-07-18
Title: A Sale at Yamilton's
First Line: SADE: I believe it was the biggest and most successful sale Yamilton's ever had. - Date: 44-07-19
Title: Uncle Fletcher's New Lodging
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Why, I bet that was fun. Did they have their children? Let's see... - Date: 44-07-20
Title: Uncle Fletcher Talks Business
First Line: RUSSELL: [reads] That was a delicious kiss, crowed the handsome young officer... - Date: 44-07-24
Title: Robert and Slobert Are Scoundrels
First Line: SADE: Boy did I ever walk this afternoon. RUSSELL: Downtown and back? - Date: 44-07-25
Title: Mr. Donahue Hates Vacations
First Line: RUSSELL: [reads] That was a highly enjoyable hug and kiss, gloated Third-Lieutenant... - Date: 44-07-26
Title: Sade Pleads to See a Movie
First Line: SADE: About ready to put on your hat? VIC: Beg pardon. SADE: Shall I bring ya your hat? - Date: 44-07-27
Title: Vic's Foreign Accent
First Line: SADE: Well, Florence Ratfunnel gets her name in the paper, I see. VIC: Is dis da troot? - Date: 44-07-28
Title: Garbage Box Mystery
First Line: RUSSELL: Blue-tooth Johnson told me that in all sincerity. VIC: He told you a fella... - Date: 44-07-31
Title: Hank Cuts His Debt to Vic
First Line: RUSSELL: I can carry on a conversation on any subject, Blue-tooth Johnson says... - Date: 44-08-01
Title: Rotten Old Overshoes
First Line: VIC: [off] Hey, Dorothy, I just looked at myself in the looking glass and I don't think... - Date: 44-08-02
Title: Sade Asks Vic To Evict Mr. Overholt
First Line: VIC: Might just as well save your breath. SADE: But I promised her you'd do it. - Date: 44-08-03
Title: Russell Reminisces about the Old Days
First Line: VIC: [yawns] I'm a dear sweet sleepy fella whose eyelids are gettin' mighty heavy. - Date: 44-08-04
Title: Vic is Boss for a Day
First Line: RUSSELL: [to phone] I said: Blue-tooth, you owe me twelve cents and I need the money. - Date: 44-08-07
Title: Vic and Russell Fix Their Own Dinner
First Line: SADE: [to phone] [laughs] Oh, Mis' Trogel, I bet I'm the most scandalous lady that ever... - Date: 44-08-08
Title: Russell in Charge of Howard
First Line: SADE: Let's see, this is where ya make spreads. VIC: Oh, for gosh sakes, Doctor Sleetch. - Date: 44-08-09
Title: Mr. Gumpox Has Lost His Dentures - Russell
First Line: RUSSELL: A mighty mighty punk show, hey, Gov? VIC: Most punk, most punk. - Date: 44-08-10
Title: Sade Struggles with a Letter
First Line: SADE: I never knew a person could have so much trouble writin' a little letter. - Date: 44-08-11
Title: Uncle Fletcher Rests Body and Brain
First Line: SADE: I'm glad you're back so soon. I was afraid I'd hafta walk over after ya. VIC: Why? - Date: 44-08-14
Title: Uncle Fletcher Prolongs His Stay
First Line: VIC: Hullin' peas, eh, Doctor Sleetch? SADE: Uh-huh. It's hotter'n a furnace in... - Date: 44-08-15
Title: Vacation from a Vacation
First Line: FLETCHER: The only man in Muskegon, Michigan, that got married on that particular day. - Date: 44-08-16
Title: A Dandy Picture of Vic
First Line: RUSSELL: This is a funny time to be dustin' furniture. SADE: Sure is. Ha ha, ha ha. - Date: 44-09-01
Title: Arranging the Honeymoon
First Line: SADE: You didn't disturb Uncle Fletcher when you come to the house just now? RUSSELL: Naw. - Date: 44-09-04
Title: Out of Town Wedding Guests
First Line: VIC: For fifteen cents I wouldn't go over to Ike Kneesuffer's basement this afternoon. - Date: 44-09-05
Title: Money Owed Sade
First Line: SADE: Hey, people owe me lots o' money. VIC: That so, Doctor Sleetch? SADE: Just about... - Date: 44-09-06
Title: Muted Silver Moonbeam Chimes
First Line: SADE: [reads] ... with winter just around the corner, and all. Well, Mate, I guess this... - Date: 44-09-07
Title: The Wedding Present
First Line: FLETCHER: Got shot by a revolver outside of Dayton, Ohio, and never recognized his wife... - Date: 44-09-08
Title: Vic's Business Trip
First Line: SADE: [to phone] Yes, every year she laughs and says how she's takin' on a couple more... - Date: 44-09-11
Title: Honeymoon Guide
First Line: RUSSELL: [reads] Lady Margaret pinkened, digging the toe of one tiny satin slipper into... - Date: 44-09-12
Title: Fred's Car Repairs
First Line: SADE: She made it sound like quite a jolly, gay little evenin'. It's an elegant warm day... - Date: 44-09-13
Title: A Letter from Aunt Bess - Ham Ham
First Line: VIC: How's your cold? SADE: Dandy. I believe it was just a false alarm. I feel fine. - Date: 44-09-14
Title: Working on Hank Gutstop's Debts - Russell
First Line: RUSSELL: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Clinton Stanley contemplated the oscillating head... - Date: 44-09-15
Title: The Wedding Ring
First Line: VIC: [reading] Multiple coefficients of modern business procedure. Mr. O'Slooner also... - Date: 44-09-18
Title: Vic's Greeting Cards
First Line: RUSSELL: You tough about somethin', Gov? VIC: I expect I'll live. Where's your mother? - Date: 44-09-19
Title: Vic to be Best Man
First Line: VIC: What is all this? SADE: All what? VIC: Are you being inscrutable, mysterious and... - Date: 44-09-20
Title: Reverend V. Cook
First Line: RUSSELL: [off] Say, can we use your telephone to call the fire department? - Date: 44-09-21
Title: Groom Arriving
First Line: FLETCHER: Yes, I do look nice. This is about as nice as I've ever looked. - Date: 44-09-22
Title: Vic's Unheard News
First Line: RUSSELL: [to phone] It's a recognized fact that inhabitants of Toledo, Ohio, got more... - Date: 44-09-25
Title: Saving Blue-tooth from Tragedy
First Line: SADE: People ask for beef punkles, they'll be forced to take the consequences. - Date: 44-09-26
Title: A Box of Letters
First Line: RUSSELL: By George, I ache in every muscle. SADE: You don't act very miserable. - Date: 44-09-27
Title: Groom Disappears
First Line: RUSSELL: Hi out there. SADE: [off] Hi. RUSSELL: Where ya been? SADE: Backyard. - Date: 44-09-28
Title: A Dun From Kleebergers
First Line: VIC: Here's a piece in the paper about some half-wit in Ohio that mailed a letter to his... - Date: 44-09-29
Title: Bright-eyed and Eager
First Line: RUSSELL: By George, it's pleasant to be alive an' well an' busy. VIC: You sound precious... - Date: 45-03-18
Title: The Stillness of an Afternoon is Broken - Russell
First Line: SADE: [to phone] I didn't take you away from anything, did I, lady? - Date: 45-11-19
Title: Unwanted Samaritan
First Line: HARRIS: I was completely perplexed. I said: Mis' Donahue, aren't you even going upstairs... - Date: 45-11-20
Title: Korkells Borrow a Cup of Sugar
First Line: RUSH: Blue-tooth Johnson made the miserable assertion this afternoon that he was... - Date: 45-11-21
Title: Jimmy Custard
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Clinton Stanley glanced briefly at Lady Margaret... - Date: 45-11-23
Title: Sleeping In The Courthouse Yard
First Line: SADE: We know Mr. and Mrs. Donahue went to the movin' picture show last night because... - Date: 45-11-26
Title: Sweet Corn McBlock
First Line: ORVILLE: Oh, I think I'm gonna get fired from this job. RUSH: Why, Orville? - Date: 45-11-27
Title: Parade of Interruptions
First Line: SADE: [calls] Yes? Who is it? VIC: [off] It's Harry Des Moines, the handsomest man... - Date: 45-11-29
Title: Uncle Fletcher Arranges Phone Calls
First Line: SPRAWL: I spent two summers in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. VIC: I'm pretty fairly acquainted... - Date: 45-11-30
Title: Dwight Twentysixler's Scrapbook
First Line: HARRIS: Mrs. Razorscum was saying the other day that a person gets over a sweet tooth. - Date: 45-12-03
Title: A Slow Dull Tiresome Evening
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Third-Lieutenant Clinton Stanley shoved the two smoking automatic pistols... - Date: 45-12-04
Title: Orville Wheeney Gets Fired
First Line: FLETCHER: Sadie, I don't recall whether or not I complimented you on your delicious dinner. - Date: 45-12-05
Title: Mis' Harris And Dwight Are Engaged
First Line: RUSH: Blue-tooth Johnson and Smelly Clark both told me, and they sounded like they knew... - Date: 45-12-06
Title: Rainy Day Fun
First Line: RUSH: Mom, a person'd think I called these special teachers' meetings. SADE: This was one.. - Date: 45-12-07
Title: Sacred Stars Convention
First Line: HARRIS: I agree with you, Mrs. Gook. It's nobody's business what a grand person... - Date: 46-06-27
Title: The Piano Lesson
First Line: VIC: Your chum, Beulah Woocher, gets her name in the paper. SADE: Really? - Date: 46-07-04
Title: Woman's auxiliary
Preview First Line: SADE: ... your Lodge, and you love your blue suit with the pin stripes...
Program First Line: RUSH: [reads] [...] whirled around and faced the leader of the counterfeiting... - Date: 46-07-11
Title: Vic the Irish Policeman
First Line: FLETCHER: Martin Jordal left Rochelle, Illinois, in nineteen-aught-two... - Date: 46-07-18
Title: Midsummer Madness
First Line: SADE: Gee, Ruthie, do you think that was wise? It's none of my business, of course... - Date: 46-07-25
Title: Moving to Peoria
First Line: RUSH: Listen to this, Mom. SADE: Third-Lieutenant Stanley gives Lady Margaret... - Date: 46-08-01
Title: L Vogel Drum
First Line: VIC: I've never met him but I've heard about him for many years, and he's supposed to be... - Date: 46-08-08
Title: The Honeymoon Couple
First Line: RUSH: When I received your message, Mom, I was in a most unusual situation. - Date: 46-08-22
Title: Sade and Mis' Kesler Fight
First Line: RUSH: [reads] Say 'uncle', thundered Third-Lieutenant Clinton Stanley... - Date: 46-08-29
Title: Pre-arranged Meals
First Line: RUSH: That was a funny train of thought. VIC: What? RUSH: I just had a comical train of... - Date: 46-09-19
Title: Uncle Fletcher's Landlady is Farming Him out
First Line: RUSH: I think of my brains as pretty much resembling a saucer of marshmallows. - Date: 46-10-10
Title: Mr. Z moves in
First Line: Mr. Z: The name is Bunker Verlin Z. And that makes my initials: B.V.Z. - Date: 46-10-26
Title: August Invoices
First Line: VIC: [to phone] Miss Hammersweet, I'm callin' because there's one other thing I forgot... - Date: 1957
Title: Lodge Catalogue
First Line: SADE: They just can't leave you alone, can they. VIC: You allude no doubt to... - Date: 1957
Title: Ushering at the Bijou
First Line: VIC: Sade, I very seldom go in the Ten-cent Store. I don't s'pose I've been... - Date: 1995
Title: Ordering Underwear By Mail
First Line: SADE: Okay, Rush, here's your underwear. Hurry up and get into it. RUSH: Mom, how do... - Date: 95-04-25
Title: Rush Brings Home a Dog
First Line: VIC: Doggone, I never seen an animal like this one. SADE: He's so... so stupid.
============ Reenactments ============
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42-09-21 - Smelly Clark's Broken Watch (GI 71555)
42-09-28 - Princess Moon-on-the-river (GI 71554)
42-10-30 - Vic, Traveling Moderator (GI 71387)
42-12-29 - Stooger Drummed Out of Marching Team (GI 71557)